zaravsces:

Candidly Nicole

zaravsces:

Candidly Nicole

kyliekenner:

'… and I think it's because my eyesight is going'

"I’m just gonna see if there’s regular parking. I don’t parallel park."
— Nicole Richie (via hungryforwonderful)

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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(Source: featturing)

leavinjustintime:

if that isn’t love, i don’t know what is

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(Source: criminalreid)

jaclcfrost:

i’m afraid to talk to a majority of my mutuals because it’s like

i love u

u are cool

i do not want to scare u away

what if i scare u away

kateperrys:

remember when

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but then

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remember

(Source: mayorswan)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone)

2damnfeisty:

fordasaurus:

Taystee in the back dying

Taystee=Me

(Source: orangeskins)